Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Cricket gyan

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? -The entire Indian Innings.
* What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? -The walk back to the pavilion.
* How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs? -Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
* What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? -3 runs in 3 balls.

Nice ones

Nice Kamran Akmal jokes

 

·         Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal

·         Kamran's favourite movie: Catch Me If You Can"

·         Famous DON movie dialogue in Kamran's way "CATCH ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, Namumkin hey

·         Why can't Kamran Akmal be a Pakistani team selector? Because he will keep dropping everyone from the squad

·         Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus

·         Kamran legacy: kamran could be a good brand ambassador for Save water campaign. "Every drop counts"

·         What do Michael Jackson & Kamran Akmal have in common - Both wear gloves for no reason