Friday, July 29, 2011

Coimbatore - treatment for heart issues

Rapha Diagnostic & Cardioscan centre,

Opp Konniyamman Koil St.,

Railway Station Road,

Near Townhall

0422-4356533 / 2383062

08124902875

Dr Jayaraman – drbjayaraman@yahoo.co.in

94437 51115 (doc’s #)       

 

Monday, July 25, 2011

Rajmachi - Escapades

Contact : Parag Gandhi
 
Escapades Adventure Trips
202,Saroj Apartments
2'nd Floor, C/O Spark Developers
Nathalal Parekh Marg, Opp Gujarati Club
Matunga, Mumbai - 400019
Tel Nos - 9820277797/ 9869372596
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Rajni Ishtyle

>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

==> Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

==> Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

==> Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

==> Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.

==> When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,….he turns the dark off.

==> Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.

==> Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
==> Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

==> Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

==> Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

==> When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

==> Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.